Funny Dog Stories

[siua]

Post here funny things that happened to your dog, and share it with everyone.

I'll put one of mine, and put the rest later on.

My dog, Brownie, a chocolate Labrador Retriever, is in Colombia. Seeing as I live in England, I wont see him for a long time, but anyway... I went to Colomba for 6 months. We brought him to the far, which we went to every weekend, and there we kept him.
Not long after that, about two weekend after, it was raining. I kep im in his kennel for that period, until it stopped. Because of not being able to run for a longtime, Brownie had lots of energy, and began chasing bird around. But a small hill in the farm had lots of slippery mud, which made it hard to balance properly. He ran right up to the hill, and guess what. He slipped. He began sliding down on his back, until reaching the bottom into a puddle with a splash. It took a LONG time to clean it all off, but whenever I think about it, it just makes me laugh

[.::Tyrant::.]

When my dog was a bit younger, we went in the car to a friends house. When he got out finally, he was bursting with energy and he leapt out of the car and over to a fountain. He leapt straight in, and landed in the water. The walls were high, he couldn't get out, and it was his first swim. He swam round and round in circles whining and my dad had to come and lift him out. Then he just stood there, looking like a drowned rat, with his beautiful big brown eyes. It was hilarious!

Then, we dried him and he got to come inside. Hehe.

[tsinga]

My dog had been chasing our cat, and the cat was chasing a flashlight beam that I had. I had made the c at run in circles, so my dog just stared for a second, then mimiced the cat and ran around in circles. Then he sat down and started chewing on his tail!

[Strider]

lol!

My dog HATES water! When I was young and cruel, I would put a spray bottle on mist, and spray my dog. At that time, we had an acer of backyard. He would run back and forth across it.

When we first got him, my sister, my dad, and I walked him. Carlie (my dog's name) saw ducks! They were swimming and he thought that they we're walking on the water. This was before he hated water. I guess he wanted to play with them. Carlie walked up the dock, and jumped in! He had never swam before, and was drowning. My dad had to wade in (good thing it was a summer afternoon and my dad was wearing shorts) and he had to pick my dog up and carry him out. Carlie looked like a drowned rat, even though his german shepard/lab mix made him look a LOT less like a drowned rat, his hazel eyes just looked pathetic!!!

[siua]

Lmfao , Those are funny. My dog Brownie LOVES water. We've now got a new farm by the lake, and my auntie said [as I was already in England] that he jumped right in the water and started chasing ducks! They sent me a picture through post and it looked hilarious! AND it was his first swim!

I have another one but maybe not as funny..

Another older dog that we have now given away called Lola was on a daily visit to another farm. When going through the usual hole in the fence, she got stuck. How? We dont know, maybe she had grown over night, but she couldnt move at all! We had to cut the fence, to get her out. But she looked so funny when she was stuck in there! Though, you have to feel sorry for her.